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Messages in a bottle

Love, The Mississippi Mermaid

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A survival guide for fish out of water.

For teens and the young at heart.

Field Note, 1995 — Subject Laura observed in fully human form. Subject attempting to verify own terrestrial-girl origins. Incident logged prior to ‘tail transfusion.’ Evidence archived.

Record ID: SNOWFALL-1995-SURVIVOR-DELTA13

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Short
poems.

Easy to
read.

Hard to forget. 

HELLO, DARLIN'.

MY NAME'S THE MISSISSIPPI MERMAID, AND I'VE BEEN SWIMMIN' THESE RIVER WATERS FOR ABOUT 3,749 YEARS.

THAT'S A LONG TIME TO FLOAT AND THINK. THIS IS A BOOK FOR THE TENDER-HEARTED, THE WORN-OUT, AND THE ONES WHO STILL HUM WHEN NOBODY'S LISTENIN'.

 

IT'S FOR THE GIRLS WHO GAVE TOO MUCH, AND BOYS WHO RAN FROM WHAT THEY PRAYED FOR. 

IT'S FOR THE WILD ONES WHO AIN'T FOUND HOME YET, AND MAYBE NEVER WILL, BUT ARE LEARNIN' TO BUILD IT THEMSELVES ANYWAY.

YOU'LL FIND GENTLE POEMS FOR WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA FEEL NOTHIN' TOO LOUD, SOME HONEST-TO-GOD GOOD SNACKS FOR WHEN YOUR SOUL'S HUNGRY, AND A FEW DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO STITCH YOURSELF BACK TOGETHER AFTER LOVE UP AND LEAVES YOU IN THE MUD. 

I WROTE IT ALL DOWN 'CAUSE I GOT TIRED OF BURYIN' THESE STORIES IN RIVER SILT. 

THEY AIN'T PERFECT, BUT THEY'RE MINE.

AND MAYBE THEY WILL FEEL LIKE YOURS TOO.

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